Bikram Yoga? What is it?

Most likely if you're a woman or have a girlfriend, you've either been or heard of this type of exercise. For the rest of you, Bikram Yoga is basically yoga but in a burning hot room. Actually, this exercise is becoming quite the popular trend for women looking for something new or homosexual men looking to sweat. Just kidding about the gay part but people seem to love this stuff! No clue why anyone would want to supress themselves to this torture chamber but they do it.
 The other day I was talking with my girlfriend about possibly joining her in the activity sometime. She locked eyes with mine and very subtly said, "You wouldn't last 10 minutes before you quit or puked."
"Oh really now?," I replied sarcastically, "but ever positive she was right. If anyone is out of shape, that man would be me. Now when I say "out of shape" I don't mean like the fat guy shopping at Albertsons on one of those scooters. I mean I don't ever exercise and i'm not in the shape I USED to be in. Actually, not even sure if I was ever in shape, but I used to be able to run a mile without collapsing at the finish.

All is fair in love and baseball

CHECK THIS OUT. THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO TO BASEBALL GAMES WITH YOUR MOM.

If  you're looking for something to read or watch when bored look no further. This will be your go-to site for now on. Take a second and check it out. Thingstodowhenyourbored.

My future website

            I'm trying to start a cap gun site to help bring in a little extra income. I figure it would be a great way to be more productive and try something new. Everyone says you need a niche, and maybe one day this will be mine. The site is still in the baby stages as I haven't put any content on it. This is proably what the first page will read:

                                  

                                    

                      CAPGUNS.ORG                                        

All the hottest cap guns on the web in one spot

 Finding your favorite cap gun has never been easier. We offer a wide variety of guns ranging from small hand-guns to bazookas with detailed descriptions and pictures for every cap gun in our inventory.

We’re constantly updating our catalog of guns and accessories for every kid or kid inside of us. Don’t see anything you like? No problem! Just contact us and tell us what kind or style of cap gun you’re interested in and we’ll find it. Simple as that.

HISTORY  

 A cap gun is classified as a toy gun that looks and sounds precisely like a real one. They get their name from the small discs of explosive compounds that provides the noise and smoke. Cap guns have been around before World War II when they were created with cast iron, then zinc alloy and recently made into plastic.

The “Golden Age” for cap guns came after World War II when television and cinema screened many westerns and cowboy films featuring stars like Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, and The Lone Ranger. Children all over the world imitated these heroes and collected and played with toy cap guns. These pistols came in 3 different style from the semi-automatic, revolver (revolving cylinder carrying a disk of caps) and the revolver that looks exactly the same but loads differently with a roll of caps instead. All early model guns carried only either rolled or disk caps

CHECK THE SITE OUT: http://www.capguns.org/

I love this commerical

Either I have nothing to talk about or I'm just really really bored. Maybe it's a mixture of both but I love this commerical!!!!

The commerical reminds me of my friends eventhough we never do this, and the fact my phone is from like 2002.

MORE post to come

Why I don't know

Why do I care if you look at my blog? I have no clue, but I continuaously check to see if anyone has looked at it. And even if you did look at it how would I know? This blogger bitch only tells me the number of people visiting and what provider they use. It doesn't say Lee Broc looked at your blog today and thought it sucked. It won't tell me one clue on how or where these people see it or what they think of it. But yet I check this bastard daily looking. Why?



Another question. So i'm in the Panda Express drive-thru line and i'm behind one car. Its a green pick-up truck with tinted windows so I can't see the drivers but I can see the order went wrong and they're giving the food back. Anyways, I sat there in my truck waiting for 15 minutes while they got their order right. 15 MINUTES man! Thats a long time. I know it doesn't seem long, but YOU sit in your car for 15 mintues and do nothing. It takes forever. Anyways, the question is... why didn't I just reverse and go inside? Why didn't I just realize i'm a fat ass and didn't need to be eating that crap. Why I don't know but I sat there until the green truck left and I received my orange and mandarin chicken.

Joke of the day

                                                                      Ay si! We like the jokes


One morning a Mexican mother and son are in the kitchen rolling tortillas.

The son grabs a handful of flour and splashes his face with it. "Look mom! I look like a white boy!"

The mother slaps the son across the face. "You go upstairs and tell your grandma what you just said!"

So the little son goes upstairs into his grandmother's room.

"Grandma, mom wanted me to come upstairs and tell you I threw flour on my face and said I looked like a white boy."

The grandma hits the boy square in the nose and says, "Now you go tell your dad  and see what he has to say."

He goes downstairs and sees his dad while covered in flour.

"Jeez dad. I've been slapped by both mom and grandma."

"Well", the dad says, "what did you learn from this experience?"

"That  I've only been a white boy for 2 minutes and I already hate fucking Mexicans."

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Stole this from my girlfriend

I came across this fun recipe  this morning. I am in love! I made Papa a neon "rainbow" birthday cake last year.. this just takes the same idea and makes it a little more interesting. You dont have to use the bright rainbow cake inside, although it's appealing to show off  the vibrant colors. You can really take this idea and make it your own. I personally think the idea of cake in a jar is awesome enough in itself with or without the colors! I'm thinking....red velvet with cream cheese frosting or funfetti (my personal favorite) with some fluffy pink icing & sprinkles!!!



In my opinion, (being one who loves frosting) a pint sized mason jar is just too much cake and too little frosting. I am planning on making these in small 4 oz mason jars or even recycled baby food jars to resemble more of a cupcake. These would be perfect for any bridal/baby shower or party. I can not wait to try it out!