Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Joke of the day



                                                                      Ay si! We like the jokes


One morning a Mexican mother and son are in the kitchen rolling tortillas.

The son grabs a handful of flour and splashes his face with it. "Look mom! I look like a white boy!"

The mother slaps the son across the face. "You go upstairs and tell your grandma what you just said!"

So the little son goes upstairs into his grandmother's room.

"Grandma, mom wanted me to come upstairs and tell you I threw flour on my face and said I looked like a white boy."

The grandma hits the boy square in the nose and says, "Now you go tell your dad  and see what he has to say."

He goes downstairs and sees his dad while covered in flour.

"Jeez dad. I've been slapped by both mom and grandma."

"Well", the dad says, "what did you learn from this experience?"

"That  I've only been a white boy for 2 minutes and I already hate fucking Mexicans."